one wonders how much chris evans enjoyed doing this scene
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
You’ll be surprised how much you’ve been missing out.
YOU GUYS ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THESE GEMS
I have heard of all of them, and have most likely seen all if not parts of all.
line inside a fractal inside a fractal inside a fractal inside a draw() loop
THIS IS FUCKING ME UP
what does this have to do with loki
Brad you listen to me and you listen to me carefully you need to get the fuck out while you still can
ahahahahahaha. those who dont know legit mythology should fear those who do.
Why the fuck is Captain Jack Sparrow at the Desolation of Smaug world premiere? I think you’re lost, mate.
hahah yes! I laughed so hard at this omg
OOC: Okay but seriously. This man looks EXACTLLY like him. What if it WAS depp? I mean he DOES go places in his costume….
HE WAS TAKING WILL TURNER BACK TO THE BLACK PEARL
he is looking for the rum.
I found what I came here for
I was really tempted to buy this but my mom wouldn’t let me
Sorry Dave, but Im going to steal this post and enter something I dont understand… for some reason people find apple juice spicy.
what the fuck what the fuck what he fuck what is this snowman made of why is he in a hot tub drinking hot chocolate does disney think this is a joke who is that tiny snowman what the fuck fuck this snowman and this tinier snow man his body probably melted off they are so dumb
…they are snow man…. they have no brains lols(if they did, then they are made of ice, tell me when you were able to think straight when you had a massive brain freeze. lols)